One half anteater, one half dragon.

This is a pangolin.

Fun facts about pangolins:

• They are never over 12 feet in height.
• Favorite food may or may not be oatmeal raisin cookies.
• Fewer of them are named "Lynn" than you would expect.
• They are not fans of the patriarchy.

For more information on pangolins, please visit your local pangolin park.